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Today, my boyfriend nicknamed my vagina after a local waterpark. It wasn't even that annoying until his friends started asking me how much I charged to let people "ride n' slide". FML


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On 07/07/2013 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by roseland (woman) - United States (New York)

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tell him the park is closed for the summer, see how he likes it:)

#3 - On 07/07/2013 at 8:29pm by boredom4sale

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If my friends said something like that to my wife, I would punch them in their faces.

#5 - On 07/07/2013 at 8:30pm by TAHK

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