Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML
by hamburger / 07/06/2013 at 5:21pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
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#1 - On 07/07/2013 at 4:35am by The_Water_Ninja
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Sounds like we know what's cooking for dinner!
#3 - On 07/07/2013 at 4:35am by datgamerchick
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