Today, my girlfriend announced to everyone at dinner that she was no longer a virgin. This was news to everyone: her parents, siblings, best friend, and me. FML
by Anonymous / 06/23/2013 at 2:55am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
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Fuckin ow... I hope you mean ex-girlfriend
#2 - On 06/23/2013 at 10:16am by sweatypandalove
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Did she also announce how sorry she was for acting like an ass? That shit isn't announcement material...it's personal. I don't think she's old enough for sex by the way she's acting.
#3 - On 06/23/2013 at 10:18am by imtooshy
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