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Today, my girlfriend announced to everyone at dinner that she was no longer a virgin. This was news to everyone: her parents, siblings, best friend, and me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70278) - you deserved it (4675)

On 06/23/2013 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

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Fuckin ow... I hope you mean ex-girlfriend

#2 - On 06/23/2013 at 10:16am by sweatypandalove

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Did she also announce how sorry she was for acting like an ass? That shit isn't announcement's personal. I don't think she's old enough for sex by the way she's acting.

#3 - On 06/23/2013 at 10:18am by imtooshy

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