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Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60417) - you deserved it (5439)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by Hannah (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Count it as a blessing that he broke up with you, you don't want to be with someone that stupid anyways.

#1 - On 06/13/2013 at 9:10pm by kianaaa32

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Well it sounds like he wouldn't know what to do with it anyway. Find a guy that does

#3 - On 06/13/2013 at 9:11pm by thomas5915

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