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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML

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On 05/29/2013 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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I wonder if he would be the type to eat left over toilet paper just so the "moment" wouldn't be ruined.

#5 - On 05/30/2013 at 6:50am by NoorFML

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His action definitely ruined the moment

#1 - On 05/30/2013 at 6:42am by carleybeak

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