Today, I tried on a new perfume. When my boyfriend hugged me, he commented that I smelled like his mom. I don't know who was more surprised by the simultaneous bulge in his pants. FML
by Uncomfortable / 05/17/2013 at 3:21am / Intimacy
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I once heard your mom is your first true love, but on a more serious note he probable was horny from the smell of the perfume use his sexual attraction towards you,
#1 - On 05/17/2013 at 6:30am by laughmaster
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Oedipus strikes again...
#3 - On 05/17/2013 at 6:32am by nesscafe
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