By Uncomfortable - 17/05/2013 07:21

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Today, I tried on a new perfume. When my boyfriend hugged me, he commented that I smelled like his mom. I don't know who was more surprised by the simultaneous bulge in his pants. FML
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laughmaster 9

I once heard your mom is your first true love, but on a more serious note he probable was horny from the smell of the perfume use his sexual attraction towards you,

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laughmaster 9

I once heard your mom is your first true love, but on a more serious note he probable was horny from the smell of the perfume use his sexual attraction towards you,

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eMurpH 9

It'll suck if he suffers from Oedipus Complex.

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AngelSpit 18

Well either scientists are lying to us or the male erection really is a "spontaneous uncontrollable reaction" so not really his fault. Fun Penis Fact of the Day: When the male member goes from flaccid to erect its actually caused by the muscles relaxing to allow for engorged blood flow. So every time you pop a boner it's Cptn. Winky saying he needs to take 5.

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AurumPotestasEst 16

Freud would love this...

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TheBrochure 22

Why is 56 thumbed down so much? This is true!

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vic55jets 13

It must have been awkward, although there might not have been a straight correlation between his arousal and the way you smelled. Might have been just you.

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RedPillSucks 31

A straight correlation? That's a hard pun to yank on.

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Ambient25 24

Thankfully his father is still alive

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Ambient25 24

Shhh, in the words of Oedipus, "ignorance is bliss"

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septembers_over_fml 3

Atleast he was suprised too? it happens sometimes.

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Bano360 25

Try not to give him a hard time about it.

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Bakarra 22

I'm sure he's a good guy and will eRectify the situation.

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lexxiii 17

Have you ever told him one of those your mom jokes? Maybe he took that to a literal sense.

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cosmosis 12

Like the ones the go "your mum is so fat.... ". Somehow i dont think that would make anyone crack a woody.

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Dave_Davington 33

You'd be surprised what some people are into.

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nattynatters 14

Just chalk it up to coincidence and forget about it.

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profoundkisses 18

Maybe he just had a tube of m&ms in his pocket MEEPMEEP

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SlapAndTickle 20

Apparently she really likes road runner.

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cynide 13

It doesn't make any Scents why that would happen!

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challan 19

Tell me about your mother, OP

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