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Today, I was getting into the mood with my boyfriend. Ten minutes into it, I told him to "teach me a lesson." His response: "I ain't no teacher." FML


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On 04/29/2013 at 3:08am - intimacy - by unforgettablee (woman) - United States (California)

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that's because he's a substitute teacher, and we all know they never know the lesson.

#4 - On 04/29/2013 at 6:18am by noelasis94

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Maybe you should give him grammar lessons instead of sex sessions

#5 - On 04/29/2013 at 6:18am by lhazz11

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