Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

by Anonymous / 04/27/2013 at 12:11am / United States / Intimacy

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  • Well, were you wearing a ridiculous push-up bra with a ton of padding? If so, can't really blame him for being surprised. If not and he's just really bad at judging size then that sucks...I'm betting it's more the former though.

    #2 - On 04/27/2013 at 6:04am by doodlecloud

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  • You should have put your hand down his pants and reciprocated the favour.

    #5 - On 04/27/2013 at 6:06am by vanity113

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