Today, I was excited for my first date in a while, with a "tall handsome business man." Turns out he "doesn't feel emotions anymore", likes getting peed on, and "doesn't do condoms." Thanks, internet dating. FML

by Anonymous / 04/25/2013 at 11:10am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

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  • You just have to understand Internet dating lingo. "Tall handsome man" means "short ugly freak". "Hot blonde" means at least 350 pounds.

    And when they actually admit to being freaky, run.

    #2 - On 04/25/2013 at 1:07pm by DocBastard

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  • I've laced this FML with a genetic virus that targets people who make piss puns, so watch the fuck out.

    #1 - On 04/25/2013 at 1:06pm by FreshPie

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