Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML


I agree, your life sucks (67341) - you deserved it (14210)

On 04/25/2013 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Live Sweet -

Top comments

Sex isn't everything! He'll get better, maybe it's his first time.

#1 - On 04/25/2013 at 10:08am by glosniks

See in context

Everybody can learn, just be honest and work on it in a nice way.
Its about creating good experiences :-) sex can always be improved if you talk!
good luck!

#2 - On 04/25/2013 at 10:10am by Magicomoo

See in context




Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Céline's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss about to release the tension is huge, we mustn’t forget that we can…

Friday 27 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: