Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Just as I was about to orgasm, he pulled away and said that my vagina is like a mask and that he feels like Bane from Batman. He's been talking in a Bane voice to my vagina for 30 minutes now. I guess sex is over. FML

by Anonymous / 04/12/2013 at 11:34am / United States / Intimacy

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  • "I was born in darkness..."

    #1 - On 04/12/2013 at 1:04pm by Harpy20

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  • Why haven't you closed your legs yet? I feel as if this implies that OP is laying there with her legs open as her boyfriend plays bane with her vagina mask.

    #2 - On 04/12/2013 at 1:04pm by JustKittyKat

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