By dancekat - 08/04/2013 09:17 - United States - Puyallup

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Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 426
You deserved it 12 048

dancekat tells us more.

Hey, OP here, we had a big laugh about it afterwards. He knew I would love the reference. There was only one nick and he was pretty concerned after he made the joke. P.S. I've loved reading all these comments; they're amazing!

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RedPillSucks 31

When he wants to have sex next time, yell out "You shall not pass!" If you're a ventriloquist and can make it seem like it came from your ******, that would be great.

twilightriforce 10

"Keep it secret. Keep it safe."

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twilightriforce 10

"Keep it secret. Keep it safe."

Bloodjoker 11

One cooch to rule them all!

kxxjoejoexxk 8

Just be sure to protect the fellowship of your ring, from his tower.

79- That comment goes perfectly with your uncle's face!

79- your face and that comment together scare me 0.0

Try waxing next time..it's a shame he didn't appreciate the effort though :/

Didn't appreciate it? Gandalf's beard is magnificent even if Gimli attempted to hack it off. Clearly it was a compliment.

If someone could actually do that it would be very impressive, just sayin'

Redoxx_fml 22

Looks like Gandalf and the eagles have something in common

RedPillSucks 31

When he wants to have sex next time, yell out "You shall not pass!" If you're a ventriloquist and can make it seem like it came from your ******, that would be great.

That visual image is slightly creepy but amazing!

I was gonna go with "one does not simply insult their fiancee's trimming skills" but this works too!

I know this was a mean thing for him to say. But in hindsight it will be a funny memory.

...That why I think waxing is better...

Imagine how much that would hurt....

I did, and you know what, Miss Shanny? I think I'm going to go ahead and lay down for about five minutes...

It's really not that bad. You flinch a bit but it's definitely not as bad as you might think. Besides...shaving leads to cuts, ingrowns, and other bad things not conducive to a pretty down there situation lol

That is pretty mean. But hopefully he was joking:)

perdix 29

Then, don't let him into your "preshuss-usss-iz."

And while you two have sex, start talking to yourself.

You shave your crotch monkey and all he can come up with is a "Lord of the Rings" analogy? He was probably confused.

"Crotch monkey" is my new favourite word for pubic hair.