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Today, I finally had the best sex I've ever had with this really hot guy I've been hanging out with lately. I thought everything was all well and good until he turned to me and said, "You know, your orgasm face kinda reminds me of Steve Martin, but in a good way." FML

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On 04/01/2013 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by LadySteveMartin (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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The important thing to remember is that you had an orgasm face.

#1 - On 04/02/2013 at 3:33am by Not_Impressed13

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Maybe he can enjoy a Steve-Martin-face because he is secretly gay. At least your face reminds him of something good.

#2 - On 04/02/2013 at 3:36am by Ashamed_Sister

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