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Today, I brought a girl home from a bar. Things were getting hot and heavy when she asked if I had a condom. I opened my wallet to grab the one I keep in there, only to find the empty wrapper in its place; it was the only one I had. It seems drunk me is a bigger jerk than I thought. FML


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On 04/01/2013 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by Marco (man) - United States

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Well, it's not good for the quality of the condom to keep them in your wallet anyway.

#2 - On 04/02/2013 at 3:06am by Squygm

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"don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die."

looks like drunk you was remembering coach carr's sex ed lesson. he was just looking out for you!

#11 - On 04/02/2013 at 3:11am by lissa_jade

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