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Today... I cummad homa to visit family 4 spring braak... only to raaliza that I'd laft phona in apartmant. Aftar a 2 hour driva back... I discovarad boyfriand with naighbor. Ha panickad and pratandad to ba slaapwalking. maga FML


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On 03/31/2013 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Maybe I'll stay longer than spring break. - United States (Virginia)

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Just don't let him "sleepwalk" back into your apartment.

#3 - On 03/31/2013 at 6:47am by CsHx

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Your boyfriend really is a dumbass if he thought that you would actually believe that he was sleepwalking. On the bright side, be happy that you found out about it. Now you can dump him and find someone new.

#4 - On 03/31/2013 at 6:47am by SillyGirl4602

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