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Today, I finished installing remote access CCTV cameras around my house due to the high rate of burglaries around my neighborhood. I turn it on to see my teenage son rubbing one out on the couch. FML


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On 03/28/2013 at 3:53am - intimacy - by couch_potato (man) -

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He wanted to make sure no one would steal it, obviously.

#2 - On 03/28/2013 at 7:05am by Wizzlbang

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"Look only if you wish to see." - Confucius

Now that I think about it, I may have just made that up...

#8 - On 03/28/2013 at 7:07am by DocBastard

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