Today, my boyfriend, whom I haven't heard from in a whole month, turned up at my door because it was apparently "steak and blowjob day." FML
by howaboutno / 03/14/2013 at 5:02am / United States / Intimacy
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Eh how is he still your boyfriend anyway when you haven't seen or heard from him in a month?!
#3 - On 03/14/2013 at 11:42am by your_ma
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Time for a new boyfriend...
#1 - On 03/14/2013 at 11:40am by TeamKelly
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