Today, my boyfriend, whom I haven't heard from in a whole month, turned up at my door because it was apparently "steak and blowjob day." FML

by howaboutno / 03/14/2013 at 5:02am / United States / Intimacy

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  • Eh how is he still your boyfriend anyway when you haven't seen or heard from him in a month?!

    #3 - On 03/14/2013 at 11:42am by your_ma

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  • Time for a new boyfriend...

    #1 - On 03/14/2013 at 11:40am by TeamKelly

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