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Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35030) - you deserved it (5515)

On 03/12/2013 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

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Practice makes perfect.

#2 - On 03/12/2013 at 5:22pm by XDsmileyDX

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I teach my medical students that prostate exams are a lot like weight lifting - there's a lot of grunting and moaning and sweating, and one guy always feels tired in the end.

#16 - On 03/12/2013 at 5:33pm by DocBastard

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