Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML

by thefriedman / 02/11/2013 at 11:59pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • Shitting, coming, pissing. The best 3 feelings in life. Try having sex with her in your bathroom? :D

    #1 - On 02/12/2013 at 5:34am by SoSickWithIt

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  • Well, if you start jerking off in the shower, you won't be able to go out when it's raining.

    #8 - On 02/12/2013 at 5:52am by buckdharma

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