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Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML


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On 02/11/2013 at 11:59pm - intimacy - by thefriedman (man) - United States (California)

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Shitting, coming, pissing. The best 3 feelings in life. Try having sex with her in your bathroom? :D

#1 - On 02/12/2013 at 5:34am by SoSickWithIt

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Well, if you start jerking off in the shower, you won't be able to go out when it's raining.

#8 - On 02/12/2013 at 5:52am by buckdharma

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