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Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40053) - you deserved it (4882)

On 02/03/2013 at 11:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Serbia

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It's a Small World After All.

#1 - On 02/03/2013 at 12:46pm by skip_m

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A girl should NEVER criticise a guys penis, this sounds like an offhanded compliment though. You should just be happy she thinks that you do a good job!

#6 - On 02/03/2013 at 12:48pm by carry_on

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