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Today, my grandmother walked in on me watching porn on my computer. She looked at the woman on the screen and said, "I used to have tits like that, but look what having 7 kids did to them." Now I'm scarred for life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25538) - you deserved it (38313)

On 02/01/2013 at 6:05am - intimacy - by Master Debater (man) - Australia

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Troll grandma strikes again. Have fun seeing her face on every naked girls face you ever see.

#1 - On 02/01/2013 at 10:48am by guitarbeast

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Do your tits hang low, do they wobble to and fro.

#3 - On 02/01/2013 at 10:49am by Shrouds

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