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Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37660) - you deserved it (10275)

On 01/17/2013 at 8:16pm - intimacy - by jakeeey - Canada (Ontario)

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Go to a bar, roofie up some drinks. If that doesn't work, prison is full of willing people.

#5 - On 01/18/2013 at 3:00am by igive

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Maybe lay off the porn sites...

#4 - On 01/18/2013 at 2:55am by LittlestV

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