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Yesterday , I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the looool piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening , and said (as we walked past a car full of men) , "Well of course it hurts when u put it in the wrong hole!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70311) - you deserved it (7956)

On 05/18/2009 at 8:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

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Shes should know.

#1 - On 05/18/2009 at 2:21pm by rukusrazor

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WTF MOM!?!?! Moms always say shit at the wrong time...

#3 - On 05/18/2009 at 2:22pm by pancakelover

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