Today, I got into an accident on my motorcycle. When I told my wife that the doctor said I couldn't have sex for two weeks, she couldn't contain her joy. FML

by Anonymous / 01/08/2013 at 12:20am / United States / Intimacy

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  • Maybe you guys ought to talk about why she's so happy to not have sex with her own husband. Sorry OP :(

    #1 - On 01/08/2013 at 6:03am by CueTheMusic

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  • Fuck it. Ignore the pain and rock her world.

    #4 - On 01/08/2013 at 6:07am by saIty

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