Today, I got into an accident on my motorcycle. When I told my wife that the doctor said I couldn't have sex for two weeks, she couldn't contain her joy. FML
by Anonymous / 01/08/2013 at 12:20am / United States / Intimacy
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Fuck it. Ignore the pain and rock her world.
#4 - On 01/08/2013 at 6:07am by saIty
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Maybe you guys ought to talk about why she's so happy to not have sex with her own husband. Sorry OP :(
#1 - On 01/08/2013 at 6:03am by CueTheMusic
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