Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML
by Saradee / 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
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Wear a chastity belt next time and scream," YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
#5 - On 12/24/2012 at 3:38am by HeyHeyFishFillet
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No, this is Patrick. O.o
#10 - On 12/24/2012 at 3:44am by Roguedork19
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