Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. I went slowly to build up the excitement, and I thought it was working really well, until he sighed, "For fuck's sake, it's a dick, not a shotgun." and told me to stop embarrassing him. FML

by sucks at sucking / 12/14/2012 at 7:27pm / United Kingdom (Bournemouth) / Intimacy

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  • well I mean....it can shoot at you so maybe it is.

    #3 - On 12/14/2012 at 11:55pm by MrHotShot22

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  • It's not your fault, since its your first time, you don't know what the guy's sex rhythm is. FYL , that was a DICK thing to say.

    #6 - On 12/14/2012 at 11:57pm by whostolemylama

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