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Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. I went slowly to build up the excitement, and I thought it was working really well, until he sighed, "For fuck's sake, it's a dick, not a shotgun." and told me to stop embarrassing him. FML


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On 12/14/2012 at 7:27pm - intimacy - by sucks at sucking (woman) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)

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well I can shoot at you so maybe it is.

#3 - On 12/14/2012 at 11:55pm by MrHotShot22

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It's not your fault, since its your first time, you don't know what the guy's sex rhythm is. FYL , that was a DICK thing to say.

#6 - On 12/14/2012 at 11:57pm by whostolemylama

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