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Today, my boyfriend was dropping me off home and we were still in the car. When I went in to give him a hug, my hand hit his shoulder and I dropped my phone at his feet. Just as I pulled back up with it, my dad was staring at us from outside. He still appears to think I was giving him head. FML

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On 12/11/2012 at 2:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Well dang how long did you stay down there "picking up your phone"?

Your dad was young once, he is one step a head of you.

#2 - On 12/11/2012 at 10:07am by ICastillo

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"But dad! I dropped my phone in his pants, I swear!"

#3 - On 12/11/2012 at 10:08am by datgamerchick

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