Today, I found out my new girlfriend is a screamer. This would normally turn me on, except she sounds like she's being murdered with a rusty fork. FML
by Dontwaketheneighbors / 12/06/2012 at 9:24am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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I can't help but wonder if she was in pain...
#4 - On 12/06/2012 at 12:53pm by challan
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That means you are doing a great job or you are doing it all wrong
#5 - On 12/06/2012 at 12:55pm by LolFMLnot
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