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Today, it's the five year anniversary of the day I broke up with my girlfriend to see other people. I've not had sex a single time since. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8096) - you deserved it (40307)

On 10/27/2012 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Cslouth - United States (New York)

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Getting laid shouldn't be how you define seeing other people. Relationships aren't all about sex.

#3 - On 10/27/2012 at 6:11am by orebes

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Looks like you deserved that one

#1 - On 10/27/2012 at 6:10am by ters19

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