Today, I caught my brother whacking off with my expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML

by scarred_sibling / 10/15/2012 at 8:10am / United States / Intimacy

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  • If it can fit in a lotion bottle, I'm assuming it was too small for you to see too much anyway.

    #5 - On 10/15/2012 at 1:02pm by s0m3guy2010

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  • Your skin has been really smooth and silky lately though, right?

    #2 - On 10/15/2012 at 1:01pm by cpucooler

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