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Today, my husband decided that he simply couldn't exist any longer without giving me his own version of a wet-willy. He creeped up on me as I was sleeping and wiggled his wet penis around in my ear. FML


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On 10/13/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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It was small enough to fit in your ear AND wiggle around?

#6 - On 10/13/2012 at 8:29pm by laurensauren

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Put laxatives in his food.

#1 - On 10/13/2012 at 8:25pm by MelissaRoo2

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