Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML
by hairynips / 10/10/2012 at 3:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
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And instead of telling your boyfriend, you told the entire Internet!
#5 - On 10/10/2012 at 5:52pm by Major_Whupass
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Had to lie? No, you CHOSE to lie. Nobody forced you to lie, not even your Sasquatch boobs.
#9 - On 10/10/2012 at 5:53pm by DocBastard
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