Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
by juliette / 10/08/2012 at 1:39am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
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He wants the extra small ones.
#3 - On 10/08/2012 at 6:16am by XxNINJA_28xX
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The sexy lingerie you should keep. The asshole boyfriend...not so much.
#10 - On 10/08/2012 at 6:34am by DocBastard
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