By SoSexy - 07/10/2012 10:25 - United States - Stockton

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Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 721
You deserved it 7 166

SoSexy_fml tells us more.

Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.

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This is the most visual FML I've ever read

ReneeElizabeth 5

If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.

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amandajlucas2015 2

This FML was too much information that I did not care to know about.. Now I have disturbing images in my head thank u

2- That's disgusting. Someone needs new things to like

shannonpaige97 5
holyshitbatman 20

ydi for continuing to have sex after the second time

So you're only supposed to sleep with a person even if they're your spouse or bf/gf twice?

137- I don't think you understood the original comment...

#3 what if op couldn't stop her boyfriend from repeating the . . . act. perhaps she was tied up. then she was really at his disposal & he coulda forced her to queef way more than 5 times, he sounds like a pretty nice & easy going master, to me. XD

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ReneeElizabeth 5

If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.

jumptothemoon 2

A vaginal fart is also known as a queef

You'd be surprised how useful Google search can be...maybe try it?

Why use google when people on FML give greater answers?

PleaseStayChill 9

People lie, but rule 1 The Doctor lies.

Octain 13

Well he's from London. You can't blame him for not knowing an American term. I had a London friend who didn't know what the word "dork" meant.

56, did you say that just because Dr. House is your profile pic?

56- said it because of House 58- said it because it's rule #1 for Doctor Who...the Doctor always lies

Thanks 92. We hadn't yet clarified that.

You misspelled London (you spelled londan)

He's talking about number 4's profile description

#121 that's how people from London pronounce it.

Inheritance 10

38; better* is a better word to use than greater just saying And he's 32 and doesn't know what queef is? Watch some south park bra

OogerBooger123 0

What kind of farting has your penis been doing...? (e_e)

SkyBug91 5

A queef is a vaginal explosion of gas. - Mr. Mackey, South Park

It's when a girl farts out of her ******

nevergo 10

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PleaseStayChill 9

What a creative comment, thank you for your contribution to the conversation.

Haha, this is going to my favorite's :).

Few FML back, a young lady got cookies for saying that. Are you here get a cookie as well?

SenselessPattern 12

*pours cyanide on top* Here you go everyone! ...Finally, peace and quiet.

Yup! I need to try that! That's epic!

gingerwithsoul_fml 6

Just do it. You don't need to tell the world.

linx468 8

Nice try gatoman, but you are about as funny as cancer.

CantBeatMe2007 5

87- I feel ashamed that I laughed at that comment...(:

It's really sad that this is the first comment that did not get down voted.

197, I wasn't saying that your comment sucks. I was saying that it's sad we had so many fail comments.