Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML

by Anonymous / 09/30/2012 at 7:02pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • It's an asshole, what the fuck does he expect it to look like? If he cares that much about bleaching assholes, he should bleach himself for being one.

    #3 - On 10/01/2012 at 3:02am by ClassyCommando

    See in context

  • How the fuck do you bleach an asshole?

    #2 - On 10/01/2012 at 3:02am by shadowsorel

    See in context