Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to spank the ferret in bed and spray me while singing the Spiderman theme song. FML

by BabyG2222 / 09/29/2012 at 5:14am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy

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  • Interesting, but do you know whats worse? Having your boyfriend wipe his cum on your forehead and whispering "Simba".

    #8 - On 09/29/2012 at 11:05am by saIty

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  • Well he doesn't have web to shoot so that's the next closest natural substitute..

    #2 - On 09/29/2012 at 11:03am by Bikeintruder

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