Today, my mom decided the time was right to give me the sex talk. Towards the end, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom. As I came back, I overheard my dad telling my mom that I'm so unpopular, the only time I'll get laid is when I'm being put in a coffin. FML

by linn / 09/27/2012 at 4:14pm / United States / Intimacy

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  • That's horrible!!! I mean really clever but he's an ass.

    #2 - On 09/27/2012 at 8:39pm by footballfreak65

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  • He really laid it it on you.

    #1 - On 09/27/2012 at 8:38pm by that1guyyy

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