Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
by Anonymous / 09/03/2012 at 5:45am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
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Because you asked, bitch.
#1 - On 09/03/2012 at 12:58pm by Screwie
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With her attitude, might as well use your hand.
#2 - On 09/03/2012 at 12:58pm by DomDomxoxo
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