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Today, I was fooling around on Omegle, when I came across a guy who claimed he could suck himself off. I was doubtful, but morbidly curious, so I told him to prove it. Turns out he could. Before I could close the browser window in horror, my dad walked in and got a good look too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12283) - you deserved it (33988)

On 08/13/2012 at 11:06am - intimacy - by didntevenknow (woman) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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I'm slightly curious if your dad was not at least a tad impressed. I mean, who wouldn't want that ability??

#2 - On 08/13/2012 at 1:06pm by BubbleGrunge

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I'm not sure if I should click Your Life Sucks or You Deserved it, but either way, this is beautiful.

#8 - On 08/13/2012 at 1:07pm by MaliciousMel

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