Today, my boyfriend cutely climbed through my bedroom window for some sexy time. He decided he'd introduce bondage. As I was tied to the bed, completely naked, we heard the front door open. He got scared and left via the window, leaving me handcuffed to my bed. FML

by dafuqdidihear / 08/11/2012 at 2:53am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

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  • Pretend you are sleeping, and when the person who opened the front door walks in on you and shrieks "Oh my god!", wake up and scream. You don't know how you got naked and tied. An intruder climbed in your window and snatched you up. I think you should hide your siblings and hide your parents because he's raping everybody out there.

    #10 - On 08/11/2012 at 6:14am by NoorFML

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  • That's when you curry climb through his window, tie him to his bed, leave him there naked and mockingly laugh at him before you "get scared" and leave him there(: If ya know what I mean;D

    #5 - On 08/11/2012 at 6:12am by jillybee101

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