Today, I learned that I do not possess the upper body, core, or leg strength to hold my girlfriend up during sex. I simultaneously collapsed and dropped her onto her coffee table. We are now both being treated at the hospital; her for glass wounds, me for a concussion. FML

by bob / 06/29/2012 at 4:47am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • make sure you tell her girlfriend you dropped her because you're not strong enough, not because she weighs too much, I could see how being dropped could be a little offensive

    #3 - On 06/29/2012 at 10:03am by BlueEyed1019

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  • No but I bet your right arm is jacked...
    If you know what I mean
    *Nudge nudge*
    *Wink wink*

    #1 - On 06/29/2012 at 10:02am by saIty

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