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Man or woman?

Today, I went out of town with my mother-in-law. I don't know what posessed her to start questioning me about her son's and my sex life. When I told her I wasn't talking about that, she began to dicuss her and my father-in-law's bedroom habits. The car ride was two hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27238) - you deserved it (2449)

On 06/14/2012 at 11:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Get any good tips?

#2 - On 06/14/2012 at 2:02pm by 21jason

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I wouldn't be able to look at her the same way ever again...

#1 - On 06/14/2012 at 2:02pm by mollysticks

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