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Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26301) - you deserved it (66914)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Why are you checking texts in the middle of sex?
We're gonna see your wife posting here next...

#5 - On 03/04/2009 at 3:53am by MissFae

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"in a minute!"

#1 - On 03/04/2009 at 3:41am by Edmund_Dantes

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