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Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27503) - you deserved it (3266)

On 05/06/2012 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Kwalker3 - United States (California)

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He must have learned from online porn.

#3 - On 05/06/2012 at 9:43am by llamafish

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The next time your ontop and he's close go "If you'd like to see more buy a subscription for only 59.99 for two months" ahah

#10 - On 05/06/2012 at 9:48am by Hon3y_schnucums

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