Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
by Kwalker3 / 05/06/2012 at 2:39am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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He must have learned from online porn.
#3 - On 05/06/2012 at 9:43am by llamafish
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The next time your ontop and he's close go "If you'd like to see more buy a subscription for only 59.99 for two months" ahah
#10 - On 05/06/2012 at 9:48am by Hon3y_schnucums
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