Today, I went to the midnight premiere of Angels and Demons. A hobo wandered into the theater and sat down behind me. I paid $10 to spend two and a half hours listening to a crazy man talk to himself and kick my chair while he loudly masturbated. FML

by Langdon / 05/15/2009 at 3:08am / United States / Intimacy

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  • Maybe get him kicked out? Idiot...

    #4 - On 05/15/2009 at 10:07am by nuked

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  • Well #1, we don't like you.

    You could have gotten a person who worked there to get him removed or something, or move seats?

    #3 - On 05/15/2009 at 10:06am by WickedAwsum

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