Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML

by badboyfriends / 05/15/2009 at 1:44am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • Well hey, you asked.

    #1 - On 05/15/2009 at 10:06am by shaBAMalex

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  • i have a feeling that your boyfriend was the honest one...

    #8 - On 05/15/2009 at 10:11am by dd3

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