Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on my bedside table, along with a note saying "I know it's tough being single." Apparently my mom has boundary issues, my dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing. FML

by Madeline Lee / 04/09/2012 at 5:34pm / France (Aquitaine) / Intimacy

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  • Parents always trying to get their kids more vegetables

    #1 - On 04/09/2012 at 9:47pm by drgentlemn

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  • They're just trying to fill all your empty holes.

    #5 - On 04/09/2012 at 9:49pm by redbluegreen

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