Today, my dad was in town for 1 day. We only had about 3 hours to do something so we left right away. Right as we were about to leave my dads slutty girlfriend came by for a "surprise visit". My dad told me he would be right back. They had sex for 2 hours and 45 minutes. we talked for 15 minutes. FML

by MacBook / 05/14/2009 at 3:43pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

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  • kill the girlfriend

    #2 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:34pm by bigbuttsowhat

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  • Yeah, well if you're in the US, Father's Day is coming up. You can send him a condom.

    #6 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:37pm by aback

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