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Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31149) - you deserved it (9728)

On 03/21/2012 at 3:27am - intimacy - by ReallyBro (woman) - United States (Texas)

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wow... how old are you... sounds like your way to young for sex

#1 - On 03/21/2012 at 10:59am by redmnky21

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How old is this guy? You shouldn't have to persuade anybody to have sex

#2 - On 03/21/2012 at 11:00am by mookie24

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