Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML
by desperate905 / 02/21/2012 at 3:10am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Intimacy
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I go to bed half an hour later.
#1 - On 02/21/2012 at 5:59am by ryanisexy
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before bed is much nicer. helps you sleep...
#3 - On 02/21/2012 at 6:01am by Pentium_4
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